A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raised her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered',
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary', said the teacher.
'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And, before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'
[snaked from weirdfolks]
it's nice to be working when the Park's closed again... after 5 weeks of being sodomised by the school hols...